Jolly Mon Indoor Water Park

This indoor water park is not that large and is more geared towards 8 and under. There are two bigger slides but that only keeps a 12 yo entertained for so long. Most resorts include the cost in the room but they charge $20 plus tax for people staying at the resort. Four of us was $84 and some change. A little pricey for what you get. There are no lifeguards and only two 2-person tubes. So you wait for a two person tube for some time. The toilets are down under the waterpark and I didn’t see many people go down and come back. So I am pretty sure they were all using the pools. One lazy river, one hot tub, one basketball pool, two higher slides, one kids area with 2 kids slides. Not very big. We decided not to go back another day and the kids were not disappointed in that.

Daughter was assaulted by a much older girl. Security did nothing. I pushed for the other girl to be removed. So in typical fashion they removed us as well. Don’t stay here don’t come here don’t go anywhere near this place. Absolutely traumatized my children during what was supposed to be a fun family vacation and Christmas present for our children. I genuinely hope they respond to this post. You should all be absolutely ashamed of yourselves.

A few quick points for folks considering going here: —This is for young kids ONLY. Any kid over 6-8 will be bored after 20-30 minutes. —Lack of attractions in general. Maybe this is a first world problem? I don't know. There just isn't much to do here. Pretty lackluster, particularly for the price. —You can't go down all slides unless you have an inner tube. Good luck finding an available inner tube. When I went there with my family, there were perhaps a total of ~20 available for the entire building. I suppose you could challenge another guest with an inner tube to a duel, but waterpark fights tend to be frowned upon by most decent folk. —When I say "all slides" I mean two. There are two slides. Yay. —No booze for you adults. It's not served there, and you can't bring your own. Not a dealbreaker per se, but Christ man....I'm on vacation. Let me drink a margarita by your pool. —Lazy river is bit too lazy if you catch my drift. That thing barely moves. Also, no inner tube (see above). Hard to enjoy a lazy river that barely moves, particularly sans inner tube. The staff was nice enough, though they seemed even more bored than we were. Made for an interesting experience. Me and my bored family rubbing elbows with a lot of bored guests, and an even more bored staff. Weird experience, would not repeat. The rest of Margaritaville is fun though. Just not this place.

I don't usually write reviews like this. But I felt like this place was well overdue for a deep cleaning. The showers were gross, the bathrooms smelled like mold and mildew. The floors were gross, and there weren't actual changing rooms outside of the showers or bathroom stalls. I was happy with the size and layout of the water park, but there were activity items that were out of service and again broken or dirty looking and I'm not talking about the 'rustic' theme. The water in the main play area was SO cold nobody wanted to go in. The lazy river was better but still freezing. So everyone in the place was crammed into the basketball pool. It would take a lot for me to be back.